Rules of Engagement

are you ready for this?
whaddya mean? it's just a first date.
think, man! what if things get dicey?
um, I dunno.
just remember this: you follow the rules of engagement.
there's rules? for a first date?
she's a woman, ain't she? watch out.
are the rules, you know, effective?
not really, no. but when you're all alone out there on a storm-tossed sea, anything you can grab onto is a comfort.
storm-tossed. . . I'm starting to feel a little queasy.
you can't be too prepared. just sayin'.
maybe I should wear a helmet.
I recommend it. definitely.