Kingdom Hall

you summoned me, lord ba'al?
yes. why isn't the divine remodeling I ordered complete?
we are striving to comply, lord, but. . .
where is the red flock wallpaper? the pink and green chintz curtains? my marble likenesses in extreme flagrante delicto?
the artisans are hard at work, but. . .
I had to down tons of viagra to model for those, you know.
it will be an unparalleled shrine to your amazing taste, o craven one.
in fact, I'm still a little, you know, tender.
we pray for the health of your. . . thing, lord.
yes, well, that's good.