Benefit of the Snout

isn't it strange how these humans seek to anthropomorphize everything?
indeed, sire. they are a strange species.
it sickens me to think of our beautiful snouts being anywhere but on our butts, where they belong.
we are an infinitely superior race, lord.
we must never forget that.
sorry, I didn't catch that, sire. I was busy sucking viscera out of a human entrail.
well don't hog it, man. I'm famished too, you know.
of course not, sire. here, you may use my straw.