Free Market

good afternoon, madam. may I interest you in. . .
you selling something, mister?
indeed, an amazing, remarkable vacuum cleaner!
not sure we need one of those around here.
a necessity for every modern homemaker! and I can see you are one! nice combat boots, by the way. is this the, uh, door?
you can call it that.
well, you get a free demonstration!
mister, what I need is a front-end loader.
a front-end. . .
and a big wrecking ball too. that would be very handy around here. got any of them?
sorry, I'm all out.
too bad