particle beam disintegrator factory

hurry up with those parts, consort.
yes sire. we are at final assembly now.
good. the invasion of earth must begin promptly at 12 solar units. that damn committee has been breathing down my neck. why? does it really matter whether we invade at 12 or 1? damn I hate bureaucracy!
sorry about that, sire.
and all that paperwork! it makes my exo-skeleton quiver, know what I mean?
I hate when that happens, sire.
you bet your bippy.