super nova!

sir! sir! come to the bridge! quick sir!
what is it broderick? I'm trying to enjoy my coffee.
sir! we're increasing speed rapidly!
what do you mean?
we're. . . we're beyond the speed of light! sir!
that's impossible, broderick, you know that.
don't tell me, sir! tell einstein. oh my god!!
what? what?
I don't believe it! it's a super nova! sir!
gadzooks! it's turning into a black hole!
we're being sucked into it! we're doomed!
and I had to finish off that 5th of whiskey last night. I've always loved you, broderick.
sir! listen! the radio! they're playing my song!