Eh,FattyBomBom!

I grow more and more puzzled and fascinated. Big Red Riding Hood, having devoured Grandma, the lumberjack and the wolf carries the skull through the woods crawling with Shoggies. Bring it on.

Oh creature of many names, salut! Please keep the fascination, do (it does my wobbly artistic ego some good), but allow me to dispel some of the puzzlement. This be the Fatty Orphan, a part-time persona. She's new. She's an orphan. She's wandered into the Twilight Zone and met the Shoggies. The Shoggies, once they like you (or anybody/thing), they'll wind you up no end just to show their affection. They are funny that way, the dear things...
Having said that, I love the idea of LRRH devouring Granny. It certainly is a novel take. My very first version of the tale had LRRH running away with the Wolf, to live in the woods in chaste and innocent companionship -with the odd incursion to the remotest farms to terrify the natives, just to keep them on their toes.
Always nice to have you visit my casa.

Dear Bunny, the Shoggies can have any form they fancy having. They are pure protoplam! And rather than pinching bulbs, they are excellent gardners. Plants grow just like that under the benefic influence of their funky electromagnetic fields. I'll suggest to the Sugar Dumplin' the idea of baking shogglate cakes, though. Never waste a good idea. :-)