YuleCarol

Hello, oh groovy Maker of Weird Bunnies and author of even weirder poetry. Salut! Thanks for dropping in and the po'm and the praise. If you liked the excerpt in the "card" you may also like the full version. Here y'go, mate.

A Yuletide Carol

Christmas time is here, by golly.
Crapitalism is so jolly.
Cram your bonce with lumps of folly
Fill the cup, drink the Cool-Aid.

Kill Iraqi babes and Libyans
Mix the gas, drag out the amphibians.
Do them as we did the Indians,
Let’s have one good cleansing raid.

You fellow-men you must confuse
Their joie de vivre you must defuse
Lest they wake up and suss you out
And realize that you’re just a lout.

Relations foreign are no problem
We’ll just kill and main and crush ‘em
And get rid of the last golem
Killing peasants is no vice.

And we don’t mind your criticism
We’ll promote one more wee schism
And thus fragment activism
And turn your hearts into ice.

Hark! The BBC is singing
The chauvinist bells a-ringing
Gold bless you greedy gentlemen
Flog the world on E-Bay.
Bankers we have heard on high
Tell us to fuck off and die.

So, this is God’s own chosen nation.
Deny this and risk castration.
See our drones across the sky
Fall flat on your face when they fly by.

Which is an homage to the ineffable Tom Lehrer. And here is a link to the original wot inspired me:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtZR3lJobjw

Incognita, me dear! So nice to varda your eek again (figurativel speaking, of course)!
Thanks for the praise. The Larvae, the Shoggoths and the other Creatures send their love, too. Have a wonderful 2014. Well, try anyway...

SO glad you liked Tom L. S. He's a true light.