Count Your Blessings

what are we doing here?
we're giving thanks.
for what, exactly?
for all of our blessings, of course.
I should feel blessed?
you should.
I have a confession to make.
what's that?
I hate your guts.
you do?
I should kick your ass right now.
oh.
but not here. I'll wait outside.
you will?
count on it.