Hangry

I'll have a hamburger and a coke please.
a what?
a hamburger with everything on it. and a coke.
we don't have none a that.
ok, well how about some chips then. and a coke.
man, this ain't no food establishment!
no? but the sign says 'snax.'
snax ain't food, fool. now get on outta here.
ok, well do you have another franchise location? I'll go there.
you do that. maybe the kitchen's open.
hope so, I'm hungry.