Vortex

set up the equipment here, my boy.
yes, herr doktor.
now go sit in that chair. if my calculations are correct (and they always are), I am about to unleash a force the power of which the world has never before witnessed.
really?
let's see. I think I just push 'start.' ah. there we go.
doktor! my chair is. . . vibrating!
behold the pent-up fury of dark matter! you see, I designed your chair to attract non-baryonic particles! brilliant!
I'm feeling. . . heavy!
precisely! the mass of non-baryonic matter is hundreds of times that of a proton!
it. . . is?
indeed! we are about to forever alter the nature of all matter in the universe!
we. . . are?
well, at least the part you occupy, my boy.
agggh! dok. . . !
hmmm. look at that mess. I should have brought a second assistant. very forgetful of me.