Group: *Italo-Byzantine Vacuity


Conventional, Smug, and Narrow-Minded


The Limbo Connection
29 May 2014 - 8 comments - 487 visits- Permalink   |   Translate title into English

I have accepted an invitation to join this group because I think it might be construed as rude to refuse. I am member number 16 although I lack an official membership card to confirm this if questioned by the police. I believe in plastic wallets, highland toffee, living in the past and people who present the weather on television. I do not believe in joining things except broken household items like favourite mugs which have dematerialised on impact with the floor. It is all the more surprising that I have joined this group, but sometimes you have to take a risk and live a bit dangerously.
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 Steve Bucknell
Steve Bucknell club
I will be sending membership cards in smart plastic wallets to all new members as soon as my busy schedule permits. My advice if you are stopped and questioned by the police is to simply admit that you belong to a Blanquist Photography Club. It is always best to be hidden in plain sight.
The principle of joining dematerialised things together is one of the core aims of this para-revolutionary group.
Living in the past is at least living somewhere. The Italo-Byzantine Vacuuists believe in living in whatever peculiar form it takes.
As for "the people who present the weather on television" , I know that Keeley Donovan is a keen supporter of our polychromatic little group. Need I say more?
9 years ago.
The Limbo Connection club has replied to Steve Bucknell club
Once I used to join in
every boy and girl was my friend.
Now there's revolution, but they don't know
what they're fighting.
Let us close our eyes;
outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we won't give in,
we'll keep living in the past.
9 years ago.
Rabbitroundtheworld has replied to Steve Bucknell club
Please may I have my membership card with perforations down the middle so that it's easy to tear up when I resign in protest?

;-)
9 years ago.
 Steve Bucknell
Steve Bucknell club
I have a banana need, a beginning fifth and a will to toffee, and it feels good!
9 years ago.
 Rabbitroundtheworld
Rabbitroundtheworld
Dear arthritic angel

You ask:

"An agitation free space welcoming flamboyant twaddle from dadaists, rebels, dissenters, idiot-savants, antichrists, aesthetes, castaways, rioters, degenerates, aliens, drifters, unbelievers, two-tone panthers, freaks, situationists, outsiders, pagans, victims, plotters, deep topographers, auteurs, non-conformists, oddballs, antisocialites, strangers, drop outs, delinquents, occultists, nomads, flaneurs, dérivers, under-achievers, avant-gardists, heathens, undesirables, mythogeographers, visionaries, revolutionaries, apostates, sceptics, diggers, provocateurs, semioticians, insurgents, anarcho-syndicalists, surrealists, peasant poets. misfits, protesters, mutineers, absurdists, renegades, mavericks, radicals, iconoclasts, malingerers, mendicants, polemicists, malcontents, urban guerillas, children of the damned, idlers, trouble makers, and fantasists looking for a way out.

(Apologies if I've forgotten anyone)"

Is a rabbit invited?

Yours, Rabbitroundtheworld
9 years ago.
 Rabbitroundtheworld
Rabbitroundtheworld
Rabbit supports the inclusion of all animals which won't steal his carrots.
9 years ago.
 Roadscum
Roadscum
Rabbit: you should be ok provided you take care to avoid the vacuity. All devouring voids are not averse to the odd carrot or two. I have, on occasions, gazed deeply into the void and frankly i don't see much in it meself. Wide open spaces is all very well but the absence of any real scenery is at best monotonous, the absence of a tea room though, that is a crime.
It's quite possible to live on the edge for a bit but going over the top is best avoided. All things considered, i am thinking about asking for a fence to be erected on health and safety grounds.
9 years ago.
 Steve Bucknell
Steve Bucknell club
A welcome from all of us here on the Violent Ward, Mr csc43. I have useful tips I can pass on to you on concealing medication. We can communicate by tapping on the central heating pipes. We have an Escape Committee, Mr.Nadler is drawing up the plans. I fear Mr.Angel is in lock-down at present. I hear screams in the night.
9 years ago.

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