Chuckle Brothers

It must be Null and Void ,
and their cheesy double-act:
to me, to you, to me, to you...
...or it’s the way to Golgotha.
But don’t despair, there’s coffee
at Costa in Orchard Square,
and the barista who makes a rose
out of the milky froth in your cup.


So Null and Void cheer up:
-do that dance of yours, Nullo...
-the Fandango or the Crab?
-just do both at once
-where is this Place of the Skulls?
-is it that new pop-up nightclub?
-Google it, can’t you?
-shall we go and see it?
-we’ve got a head start.