Global Thinking

It’s an adventure, finding a severed hand, a crushed cigarette, a globe or spider in a corner.

You’ll find your keys will be under the cooker, under the fridge or on the top deck of the 57.

Learn to walk again. Don’t wait to be ill. Go back to the beginning. Crawl. Hold onto the future.

Supermarkets are just like cathedrals, particularly Lidl. They’re playing Caccini in the aisles.

Then there’s money, food and kissing:you can get self-help books about them from Waterstones.

Art? Look again at Death and the Maiden: now you can see she’s holding an iPhone 8.

Only the French remain a mystery. No one can see how they fit in. France? Where is it, really?

Atlas? He’s the one at the party you try to avoid. He’s so needy.” And what do you do? Oh….”

Have you read the new A.Self ? To The Foot Of Our Stairs? Buy it now on Amazon, it’s great!