my posse

where's the guard? he went to the next gallery. ok, quick, let's take this picture. you know you're not supposed to. I'm sure mr. kelly wouldn't mind.

got a light? thought you'd never ask. what, are you shy? not around you, I'm not.

can you come closer? can you say please? I can say more than that.

darling, lunch is ready. oh, goody. what are we having? foie gras and chips. your favorites. dreamy. but I'm sorry. I forgot the champagne. oh, well do go get it, sweetie. let's not spoil lunch. but it's 10 miles. I'll still be here when you get back. don't worry. of course, my darling.

time to move on, baby. why, charley? I like it here. gotta get some money, baby. It's been 2 months. how you gonna get money, charley? gonna get it from the bank, sugar, just like always. promise me you won't get caught, like last time? not a chance, baby. you were away for 4 long years, charley. me and the boys will be more careful this time, don't worry. get me a nice dress, ok charley? you got it, toots.

you mean like this? yes, just like that.

dark spirit of the lower realm, are you here? I am. what dost thou seek? I seek justice o great spirit. really? with that buffoon you just elected? good luck with that, sweetheart.

guess who this is: 'you want some more?' yeah, the bartender in '5th Element.' pretty good, huh? you are a very talented machine. thanks. it's all in my circuitry. go ahead and pour yourself a drink. well, maybe I'll have a little lubricating oil. just a taste, of course. of course.

have we been naughty? well, no, I'm just more comfortable this way. don't let me stop you.

what year is this. and what is she doing? we've gone a long way back in time. she's talking on the phone. what, in that little compartment? yes. what's that snaky looking metal thing? that's the phone cord. it connects the receiver to the phone. why doesn't she just use her cell? she musta forgot it, right? she don't have one. they weren't invented yet. what? no cell phones? kind of shocking, isn't it? practically barbaric. how did the human race survive? just lucky, I guess. good thing we can return to our time. no shit. this is downright depressing. she's kinda cute though, for being so backward. she'll appreciate that sentiment, I'm sure.

how much longer? uh, actually, I was hoping this would never end. ok. just asking.

you wearing that today? you don't like it? I do, but. . but what? you're over-dressed. are you sure? I'm sure.

it's an allegory, right? without a doubt. the enemy of my enemy is my friend. wow! I see it! you are so deep! forget it. it was nothing. literally nothing.

badges? we ain't got no badges. we don't need no badges. we don't have to show you any stinkin' badges.

I'm ready for my lesson. what lesson is that? sand writing, of course. right. that lesson. well, you said it can only be learned without clothes. I said that? and I believed you. as you should, at all times.

nice flowers. not so loud. you'll hurt my ears. whaddya mean? I'm wearing microphones. oh, yeah. the undercover delivery. you're doing that? tonight. all the big shots will be there. we'll get to hear everything. I hope it's more useful than last time. yeah. but at least they told us their favorite movies. right. that changed everything on this investigation, didn't it. yeah. these guys have awful taste in films.

I'm here for my beauty treatment. certainly, just take a seat. is this for the two of you? what do you mean? I mean you and your little friend. no. he just had a facial. looks good, doesn't he? totally cute. I think so too.

base: this is advance scout 5. go ahead 5. what's out there? nothing, base. absolutely nothing. explain, 5. I mean it's all gone, base. disappeared. evaporated. what's gone? everything! the world! it's been erased. so the experiment. . . let's just say that it worked. way beyond expectations. well, that's good news, right? sure, I guess. but there's nobody on earth left to tell. yeah, that's a bummer, I suppose. yeah. so. . . now what? now? I dunno. how about let's eat! ok! I'm there!