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stand back. why? we gotta close these blast doors, and fast. whaddya mean? we got incoming. incoming what? missles, you idiot. this is a bomb shelter, right? but I was gonna run out for a latte. maybe in the next life. not now. not even a bagel? a bagel? sure, go ahead. bring me a salty. you want cream cheese on that? absolutely. you think I was raised in a barn?

you did? when? a long time ago. yeah? how long? so long there's nothing left of that world but the memories. which are fading fast. tell me about it. tell you about what? oh, never mind.

where'd it come from? outer space, they say. it just appeared. is it dangerous? I'm not touching it, that's for sure.

we're caught in its web! what web? whose? can't you see? we're trapped! did you take your meds today? uh, what makes you ask? just my intuition, that's all. what else does your intuition tell you? see those towers? my intuition is to stay away from them. why? I dunno. but you should listen to me on this one.

hey buddy, you can't come in here. this is for suite holders only. hey, don't sweat it. I'm a friend of jimmy's. yeah, sure you are. lemme see your pass. what, I gotta have a pass? c'mon, let's see it. I don't have no pass. but I do have one of these. hey! careful where you point that thing! I'm very careful. which is jimmy's suite? second on the right. thanks. I'll tell him how helpful you've been. please do.

your audience awaits you. man, I can't do it. what do you mean? you're on! I can't go out there. you can do it! you're brilliant! you'll be great! It's just too much. I can't handle it. why not? I just think that burlesque is a dying art. nonsense! look at them! waiting out there! and these giant feathers? it's ridiculous. you use what you were born with. I know, but whoever heard of a stripping chicken? don't get your beak in a bunch. go lay an egg. easy for you to say. those roosters will love you, henny penny. maybe the sky will fall on them. now don't start that again.

we've gotta get him out of there. yeah, but how? the place is a fortress. he's been in there so long, they could have done anything to him by now. it's a monument to man's inhumanity to man. no shit. but they make the best chocolate pies. he did ask for overtime you know. says he needs the money. but he's our 4th for bridge! yeah, it sucks, totally.

can I make one? well, I'm not sure. we already have plenty, as you can see. oh, come on. don't hog all the fun. all right. but do you know how? sure! I mean, they have a very basic purpose, right? true. human storage. very basic. so what's the big deal? I'll just make a few. ok, but don't forget the twinkly lights. the humans like them. in fact, they insist on them. they are a shallow race, aren't they? tasty though. especially when stored properly. exactly.

stanley, are you sure the party's here? absolutely, edna. I got explicit directions. but stanley. I don't like the looks of this place. nonsense, dear. these are very good friends. how do you know them stanley? from the office. you mean, they work for you? not exactly. they're more, kind of clients. stanley! are they criminals used to be. they swore they've reformed. I'm sure they wouldn't lie. why are you so sure? because their life isn't worth 2 cents if they do. oh, stanley. I love it when you talk like that. I know, sugar. I know.

how was your vacation, lord? the best, archangel. just the best. where did you go? the usual place. my favorite lake. you love it there, don't you. it's one of my most perfect creations. and I remembered to take my sand toys, too. excellent, lord. were you productive? I thought about trying to re-create that sand on my next world, oberon. re-create the sand? best I've ever done, that sand. I'm thinking of using it again. excuse me, lord, but I say keep it unique where it is. oh? why? you know those humans have little enough to brag about. at least let them savor what they've got. yes. the perfect lake. with perfect beaches. well-spoken, lord. hey, I didn't get this job by being a dummy, did I? no, lord. definitely not.

the high priest wants another sacrifice to ba'al. another one? man, we've done so many today! yeah, I know. but he's on a roll. shit, larry, we're gonna run out of nubile virgins! tell me about it. actually, the last 3 were fakes. what?! yeah. not actually virgins. don't tell anyone. but ba'al demands virgins! that's his thing! maybe he won't notice. maybe he'll get tired. tired? ba'al can get tired? of virgins? I hope so. because he ain't gonna like the next batch. where are you finding them? the after-school soccer mom meeting. oy. well, I guess they'll just have to do. hey, they look pretty good to me. yeah, but you are such a horndog. very true. now go get the next willing victim.

lord, are you busy? no more than usual, archangel. what is it? I don't think we can winter in the keys, lord. whaddya mean? I love Key West. yes, lord, I know. I can't miss new year's eve there! it's total debauchery. nothing like it! yes, lord, of course. but there's a problem. what problem? the oil spill in the gulf of mexico, lord. remember? sure. those idiots. spoiling my waters! it's a travesty, lord. a crime against nature. and me, too. and you, too, of course. so, what's your point? my point is, how that affects where you play. what? how can you play in the keys, with that mess right there? you mean, so close at hand. exactly, lord. those morons at BP are going to keep me from my vacation? I'm afraid so, lord. there will be hell to pay, archangel. absolute hell. are you saying I should call. . . you know. we don't need the evil one for this. thank goodness, lord. I'm gonna get evil on their ass, myself. ooh. I love it when you talk biblical like that. fire and brimstone, archangel. do it, lord. they just bought themselves a whole world of pain. I'll get my camera. and my lightning bolts, while you're up. you got it, lord.

are you trying to creep me out? is it working? totally. good.

how do you like your new ride, boss? sweet, ain't it? paulie, I said get me something inconspicuous. did you hear me say that? in-con-spic-u-ous. don't you know what that means? sure I do, boss. it means 'big, red and flashy,' right? just like everything else you own. I'll take that as a compliment, paulie. sure boss. you do that.

is there anywhere you have to be? right here, is all. good.