incognito

slave! I desire mead!
yes, my lord ba'al. but lord, why are you riding this human public transportation?
I am traveling incognito through this realm, taking stock of my adoring and abundant worshipers.
if only they knew who was among them.
yes, and speaking of stock, how is my stable of virgins?
depleted, my lord. badly depleted. you are. . . . voracious.
silence slave! you may not judge my appetites! by the way, where did you get that nice shirt you're wearing?
this? why thank you lord. I found it on sale at the mall.
on sale? you must take me there. I have need of updating my outfits.
there's great bargains at the mall, lord.
excellent! this velour muscle shirt clashes with my jewelry.
it does set off your manly physique though.
you really think so?
still hairy after 3,000 years. your comb-over is well-preserved too, I must say.
I am truly awesome. keep the mead coming.
certainly, o hirsute one.