Everyone wonders as I do: how can this guy be one of US?

Frankly, although I do dress really lousy, at least I have the sense to maintain some conservative values so I don't look out of place at funerals or autopsy celebrations.

So, where is Santa actually FROM, and does he carry appropriate documentation with him in his travels?

No need to be unduly alarmed about this question, but as any loyal citizen of the country of which I have an excellent passport, I do think of these matters in the colder months.

Don't YOU?