Arc of Creation

Hello, lord. Are you working on something?
Oh, hello, archangel. I'm creating a new world.
Another one?
I'm gonna keep doing this until I get it right. Take a look. Nice start, eh?
Very nice, lord. What about the world you and I have been discussing these past few centuries?
Oh, that one? I'll tell you, if i wasn't for my favorite lake, I would have incinerated Earth long ago on account of those defective, self-destructive and idiotic humans.
Will you be visiting there this summer?
Absolutely, archangel. I just signed a lease for a cute little Lake Michigan beach cottage.
Dare I ask: who's the landlord? It's not. . .
Ba'al? God no. Someone named Asherah. Weird name, eh?
OMG! Asherah? She's Ba'al's primary consort and business manager!
What? Why that scumbag! Where's that fraudster's used car lot?
Paterson, New Jersey, lord.
Gimme that thunderbolt.
This one?
No, the bigger one. There's only one way to handle this.
In mysterious ways, lord?
This won't be too mysterious, archangel.
I can hardly wait, lord.