Daze of Knights

Are you ready for tomorrow's tournament, Sir Knight?
Indeed, m'lady. May I be your champion?
You may. I will cheer for you.
Thank you madam. My steed and I shall stand erect in your honor.
Methinks, sir, you may be practicing that pose at present.
Ah. Er, yes. ‘Tis but a mere wardrobe malfunction, m'lady, no more.
One hopes you will put such 'malfunction' to better use on the morrow.
Yes m'lady. Of course. Very good advice.