bad neighborhood

may I help you?
yes, I'm here about the rental.
the what?
don't you have an ad to rent this place?
this place? why, uh. . . yes! absolutely!
good. my only concern is the neighborhood.
it's the best! you won't have any problems. none at all.
that's good to hear.
why, you won't even have to lock your doors.
great!
once you, you know, install some, I mean.
oh, yeah. for sure.
and maybe, I don't know, a floor.
uh huh.