all-name team

men, we've got a big game today.
we know, coach.
very big. we cannot take those guys lightly.
we won't, coach.
so here's what we're gonna do. I'm putting in the all-name team for this game.
the. . . what?
the all-name team. Irons! Steele! Sword! Swett! Paine, and Butt! get out there and hurt someone!
coach, are you sure? those guys aren't even 1st-string!
maybe not, but the names on those jerseys has to count for something.