Ba'al Joint

Disciple! Come here! I need you!
Yes, my lord Ba'al. What is it?
The time has come. I'm dedicating my new palace.
So soon, lord? You've hardly gotten over that unfortunate, er, eviction, Jehovah forced you to endure.
Silence! That was an aberration!
If you say so, lord.
Just look at it! Gaze upon its grandeur! It's magnificence!
This, lord? A palace? But it's a wreck!
Blasphemy! It just needs a little fixing up, is all.
You said it, lord.
It will be an everlasting shrine to my greatness! I shall ride my chariot along its gracious promenades!
Hold on a second, I'm trying to picture it.
Walkways lined with rapturous throngs! And virgins, throwing flowers at my feet!
Cue the virgins!
Every decent palace needs them.
Can't have too many, eh, lord?
So let it be written! So let it be done!
I think I've heard that one before, somewhere.