sedition

what's this, boris?
it's a subpoena, comrade.
a subpoena? from who?
you're being called before the workers' committee on internal security and morality.
I am? what'd I do?
well, let me ask you. have you been watching any james bond movies lately?
I suppose.
I thought so. it's your blog, comrade.
my blog? what about it?
let's just say that some interested parties don't like you calling it 'pussy galore.'
oh, they don't?
not so much.
oh.