literacy

lord? a moment?
good morning, archangel. what is it?
it's the libraries lord. they're closing them.
what do you mean, closing them? they're full of books.
yes, lord. it's to save money, they say.
they think they can get by without reading?
yes, well, they prefer other forms of communication.
such as?
well, mostly using facebook.
that abomination? while our libraries close?
it is worrisome, lord, isn't it.
more than that. I'm about to be very peeved.
I'm sure they'll realize their error.
I'm not so certain. facebook, eh?
what are you thinking, lord?
of a remedy I used in the good book.
yes, the good book. it never gets old, does it.
that's the thing about books. it's something they appear to have forgotten.
what will you do, lord?
look up 'virtual flood' for me, archangel.
virtual. . . oh, I see. interesting plan, lord.
no ark to save them, this time. arks are so. . . yesterday.
truly, lord.