please take your seats. oh. . .

we have a new meeting room.
what's wrong with the old one?
this one's nicer. you'll like it.
does it have a window I can stare out of?
yep. why?
because I won't be paying attention to any of your crap.
then why show up at all?
I like the cookies your wife makes you bring.
she'll be thrilled to hear it.
no problem.