Vote4Shubby!

That's it, beautiful people, the kosher campaigning stars here. Meet your first candidate.
Coalition for Real Chaos (Final Void Splinter)
Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, a single mother of far too many Young, each and every one a nogoodnik, and two monstrosities she disowned and disinherited eons ago. In a perennial strop herself, she can offer the nation nothing but blood, pain and tears. She thinks that if that did for Churchill she can't see why it shouldn't do for her. She promises, however, special dispensations from blood, pain etc. to anyone (excepting Karl Rove et al) willing to babysit on regular basis. Also, she brings her own cabinet, civil service and armed forces, that is, her Thousand Young, aka the Shub-Niggureths, as part of the deal. She's all for nepotism because she is a great believer in family values. She also promises to preserve a free NHS so that the blood, pain, etc. can be somewhat mitigated. Under her monstrous management you will suffer horribly but if it’s any consolation, so will Henry Kissinger, Warren Buffet and they of that ilk, for whom she has a very special kind of affliction in mind.
PS. I DID say I intended to use the "Cthulhu for President" concept, didn't I? Well, I do keep my promises, too, like the ineffable Shubby.