OutCampaigning

Behold, campaigning activity's picking up! Here we can see little Jimmy Two-Tails trying to persuade the Hermit ProtoShoggoths to vote for his faction, on the grounds that although they (the PSs) haven't as yet got tails, they can easily grow as many as they like, as they are protoplasmic and all that. Jimmy has brought with him his campaign manager, a young Night Gaunt (very inexperienced but very enthusiastic) and a string of Dancing Puddies -who, may I emphasize, are NOT goose-stepping but actually trying to do a Ziegfeld musical, bless their furry socks.
Stop Press. Just for the hell of it (?) have a look at this:
www.informationclearinghouse.info/article41179.htm
And if you still think that voting for two-tailed monsters is bonkers...think again. :-)