First day's training was holding position in a cur… Picking up crew from an inflatable, too Second day was at the roiling waters of White's Mi… Getting close enough for a throw bag Right up to the edge Turning away can be dangerous There's danger of swamping the boat They made it back, safe and relatively dry And gathered to discuss it all Ohio University President M. Duane Nellis This trip is a relatively short one All downhill from here Happy day! Many students decorate their mortarboards A film student, we'd guess. Many thank their parents, which is nice Not ordering a pizza, probably As good a reason as any There are a whole lot of them Dope cool Saraquoia Bryant and Caleb Brown, who campaigned f… A decent imitation of a hippie Some seemed to savor the smoke People of many ages participated And, it seems, enjoyed Students passing by partook There were speakers, mostly ignored Want some? It runs down the side, though Lots of smoke, too Big joints Smoking dope on Court Street on Saturday afternoon The obstacles just keep on coming It was pretty splashy Then there's the slip-and-slide down the hill Going for it No time to rinse off As muddy as it looks Harder than it looks More than just a footrace The first obstacle in the course is two low walls…