The schoolroom door explains it all Trophies, many trophies For those not dancingly inclined Her feet did touch the stage occasionally Penny whistle practice The kids start out very young It's a contest -- fingers crossed! Playing accordionly Local officials, congressman, all must attend Much of the dance is performed at altitude So, what do you think of bagpipes? The locals know good food when they find it Gil is proud of his ingredients But inside the counter and booths are hopping It doesn't look like much from the outside Big rocks carried inland Broken on the breakwater When the storm is gone, the damage is clear Another smashes on the breakwater Soon, it is destroyed . . . and the wind-driven waves smash it The first boat hits the rocks . . . Sailors watch as the boats strain their moorings Sometimes, it's even kind of soporific But friends bring excitement Recess is fun, too Math is the same in any language English and Japanese are both taught The kids seem to have a good time Kids are always cute And kids are always kids Michael Cairney sets up many, many dominoes It takes nerves of steel Also, it takes some design imagination To limit the damage from any accident The crowd gathers on the big day The first domino, a gold one, is toppled And they're off! At one point, a domino triggered a rocket launch The new world record holder is interviewed afterwa… The crowd assembles at the old church During the ceremony, they sing The Battle Hymn of… Muskets are loaded . . . . . . a salute is fired Taps