room with seaview

Honey, you can't always get what you want, but today is the day you can!
- Oh, what a view, now, that's what I expected.
And look down, a beautiful pool!
- Even with a bar, and we will be alone in the water!
No problems with your chlorine allergy, honey.
And to put the cherry on the cake, we are safe with an atheistic police control!
- Ok, my mousetail, we've seen it. And could we now go on and look for a hotel?
I think, we have a misunderstanding here?