• lord of the flings

    they're up there. where? in the church. no way. they wouldn't dare. it's true. i can smell 'em. get the ropes. we'll go in from above. not a problem. just keep me covered. remember, they don't have eyes. they see radio waves. well turn off your iphone the…

  • ground zero

    I don't want to be here. nobody wants to be here. they have to be here. why is that? god only knows. well, I'm not gonna ask him. I don't think you'd like his answer anyway.

  • village

    stanley? what is that man doing? what man, dear? see? in that window? stanley! that man isn't wearing pants! put the binoculars down, edna.


  • dilettante

    how we gonna get this guy? easy. you go up, I go down. we find him in the middle. yeah? then what? then we gently escort him to the car. we do? no, you idiot. you push him over the edge. job done. but there's people here! they're lookin' at the art. not a…

  • what's up there

    sidney, there's something up there. nonsense, ethel. it's just a bridge. I know I saw something sidney. hey, what was that noise? sidney! LOOK OUT! OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?! sidney! I want to go home! now! just as soon as I get loose from these t…

  • obey

    conform . consume. knowledge is evil. serve the state. obey.


  • the new world

    do you feel welcomed? no, should I? isn't that what the statue of liberty is all about? welcoming? not for guys like you and me, she ain't. probably not. being from jersey. she's not looking in that direction. not at all.

  • twin towers

    we're caught in its web! what web? whose? can't you see? we're trapped! did you take your meds today? uh, what makes you ask? just my intuition, that's all. what else does your intuition tell you? see those towers? my intuition is to stay away from them.…

  • long shadow

    there! see him? no, where? 27th floor, 2nd window to the left. hey, forget that guy. look at the 28th floor. oh man, you're right. forget him. who is she? I don't know, but I'm putting on a longer lens.


  • klaatu barada nikto

    aren't you afraid, mister? not me. I'm a scientist. I'm not afraid either. are you a scientist too? nope. I play a cowboy in this movie.

  • hide in plain sight

    master, I can't seem to signal the orbiting station. have you tried the roof? well I would, but these tentacles sort of stand out. yes, these humans are so extremity-impaired. still, I hate to advertise that fact. ok, back to the aquarium. it's for the be…

  • marooned on a strange planet

    hello base? we've got a problem here. I read you, scout team. what is it? we're stuck on this miserable excuse for a planet, and don't know how to get off. you might have to send in a rescue team. what do you mean? just beam up like usual. yeah, well, we'…


  • rock candy

    who chose this place for the meeting? I did. why? I don't know. just something about it. creeps me out. yeah, now that you mention it. kinda bright in here. right. you don't think we, you know, stand out a little? I'd say so.

  • spy vs. spy

    did you deliver the a-bomb secrets Boris? I did not, Natasha. I lost them. some damned little squirrel pooped on my head. can you believe it? Mr. Big will be very unhappy about that, Boris. it wasn't my fault! now what am I going to do? should I defect? a…

  • train to nowhere

    where are we going? this is the train to the liquification plant. the. . . what? we are to be emulsified into bug food. what the fuck are you talking about? I'm referring to our bug masters. are you nuts? what bug masters? those we must obey. hey! I want…


  • big night

    he's home. I see him. good. what's he doing? looks like he's eating. anyone with him? I'll say. she is a looker too. so now what? the plan stays the same. we take him out. ok. what about her? maybe she'll sit with us while we finish his dinner. I like th…

  • fire patrol

    this ain't the place. how do you know? it's a fire house, that's how. so? can't he be in there? nah. he ain't no fireman. what is he? a rat. a dirty, stinking no-good rat, is what he is. right. he probably ain't in there, then. keep looking. there's a rat…

  • track your package

    what time's the train? any minute now. will the package be on it? it better be. how will we recognize it? it will be tall, blond, with two beautiful eyes and a gorgeous mouth. shouldn't be too hard to spot. I don't think so.


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