New England

I suggest you don't get any closer. why? it's a bunch of rocks. you go over there, you're not coming back. what're you talking about, man? it all started here. it's like a black hole. say what? I'm just telling you. be warned. don't go there. put down the crack pipe, dude. be real. I'll inform your friends. maybe they'll miss you. hey, I'm not going anywhere. say hello to ralph. you'll be joining him. I don't know any ralph. you will.

check out my latest creation, archangel. what do you call it, lord? I don't know. what would be a good name? I'm thinking granite, lord. granite. sounds good. what's it mean? existential entropy, or something. good enough. granite it is.

uh-oh. this is not good. what do you mean? the aliens' scouting force left this message. we found it just in time. what should we do? we gotta change the message. how are we gonna do that? just re-arrange some of these rocks. what'll that do? maybe send them to wal-mart instead of the white house. I don't know if wal-mart would like that. well, that depends on if the aliens like to shop, doesn't it?

stanley, darling, I'm worried about our investments. I understand, edna. it's scary. it is. will we be able to cruise to the islands this summer? well, we may have to stick to the west indies, I'm afraid. and skip south america? I'm crushed! we must all make sacrifices, my dear. you are such a benevolent man, stanley. I try my best, edna.

dude! that is one sweet sleeping bag! you cannot sleep in it. it's mine. just for one night! don't even think about it! comfy! dammit! get out! nighty night. hey! who took my last twinkie?

it's time for the tournament, my lady. I hope you do well, sir knight. I will be your champion. your prince, if you allow it. I do allow it. I will cheer for you. and I will raise my sword for you when I win. methinks your sword is already quite raised, sir. what? oh. yes. a small cod piece malfunction. sorry. keep it zipped, sir knight. zipped? I know not that word. I can see that.

close your eyes, edna. ok. where are you taking me? just out to the backyard. ok, you can open them now. stanley! what's this? your new swimming pool. not too small I hope. I love it! the wellingtons will be so jealous! you think? they've been insufferable with that new yacht of theirs. its the little things that matter most, I think. oh stanley. you read me like a book. word for word, edna. word for word.

I don't like this place. why not? there's no way out. if they find us, we're trapped. we'd be like sitting ducks. relax. we lost 'em. we're safe. oh yeah? so who's that guy up there? what guy? uh-oh. maybe we better scram. I'm right behind you, brother.

mind if I change the station? yes I do. I'm listening to this song you mean you like this crap? it relaxes me while I drive. so yes. but you're always falling asleep at the wheel. that's true. you think there's a connection? I dunno. what do you dream about? the words to this song. I see. yeah, there might be a connection. you may be right about that.