Product Placement

any news, perkins?
nothing's gone in or come out, sir.
how about on the radio?
no word yet. wait a minute! I'm getting something!
what is it?
oh my god! it's the most awful screaming! it sounds like manic banshees from hell!
great! the product run-out is a smash.
product?
they found the new double-stuffed chocolate cookies. they're killing themselves over them.
and that's. . . good?
we definitely have a hit, perkins. the board will go ape.
what about the. . . er, casualties, sir?
what about them? stay in your lane, perkins.
yes, sir. of course, sir.