Life Form

can you hear me? what do you want of us? why did you come to this planet?
I don't think it's listening, sir.
nonsense, filbert. it's listening. we just have to talk louder.
maybe it doesn't speak English.
but it came here, dammit. not moscow.
well, maybe it went to moscow first, sir. maybe moscow actually sent it here.
by god, filbert, you're right! it's a commie plot!
brilliant deduction, sir!
call the white house! I've got to notify national security! no miserable commie dishrag alien is going to upset our way of life in the good ole US of A!