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veggie carols

alternative vegetarian versions of popular Christmas carols

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Isisbridge ^club

Personent hodie,
Get your fruit here today,
Laudantes jucunde,
Let's all eat bananas,
Mix them with sultanas,
And date beer, beer, beer,
And date beer, beer, beer,
And date beer, gin, hey ho,
We know beats tomatoes.

2 years ago.

Isisbridge ^club

NEW SOLO FOR 2020
(must not be sung with an audience)

Once in Boris' Covid city
Stood a lonely street so dead,
Where a masked man stayed so safely
With a bubble round his head.
Scary was that virus mild,
Bill and Klaus's own brainchild.

2 years ago.

Isisbridge ^club

NEW CAROL FOR 2021

Bonking Boris once looked out
On the feast of Crimble,
Party poppers strewn about
With his lies so nimble.

Glibly fibbed the goons that night,
Though the press was cruel,
When a masked pleb came in sight
Banned from seeing Gran this Yule.

2 years ago.

Isisbridge ^club

NEW CAROL FOR 2022

(to the tune of O Little Town)

O Counc'llors of the loony left,
How oft we see you lie!
Midst Oxford's golden dreaming spires
Net Zero must apply.
Whi-ile cars are banned from zone to zone
And plant crates block the street,
The... poor must freeze to help Ukraine
And live on bugs, not meat.

17 months ago. Edited 14 months ago.

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