~ Bibi ~'s articles

  "After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean possession and company doesn't mean security.   And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child.   And you learn to build your roads today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans.  …

Un E N O R M E merci a toutes et a tous d'avoir pris du temps sur leurs plannings chargés pour me souhaiter un JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE .... cela me touche beaucoup !!!!!! ***** A  H U G E   thank you to all those who have taken time out of their busy schedules to wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... I'm very touched by this !!!!!!! *****  

Je n’y avais jamais pensé. Et vous? Avez-vous déjà remarqué les jeunes filles qui posent leurs sacs à mains sur le sol des toilettes au restaurant – et qui lorsqu’elles retournent à leur table le posent sur la table - Ca arrive souvent ! Ce n’est pas toujours « la cuisine du restaurant » qui rend l’estomac malade. Quelquefois “ce que vous ne connaissez pas” vous fait du mal” ! Lisez la suite... Ma mère était très mécontente quand des invitées venues à la maison jetaient leurs sacs à mai…

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,     'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'   Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.   Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.   I love you and it's the perfect time,' Pedro begged.   'But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the   moon.' replied Rosita.   Please, c…

Un type marié revient d'un voyage d'affaires en Chine où il a pris du bon temps avec quelques jolis yeux bridés. Seulement, quand il revient, il se rend compte que son truc est tout vert. Il cache d'abord la chose à sa femme tant bien que mal et s'en va voir un docteur.  - Ha ha... on a été en Chine cher ami ...?  - Ben oui !  - Et on a fait des bêtises avec les petites chinoises ?  - Ben oui !  - Ben c'est très grave !.... Malheureusement, on ne peut rien faire pour ça, il va fall…

Avant le mariage Elle : Salut ! Lui : Ah, depuis le temps que j'attends ça ! Elle : Tu veux que je parte ? Lui : NON. Je n'ose même pas y penser Elle : Tu m'aimes ? Lui : Bien sûr ! Enormément ! Elle : Tu m'as déjà trompée ? Lui : NON ! Pourquoi demandes-tu ça ? Elle : Tu veux m'embrasser ? Lui : Chaque fois que j'en aurai l'occasion Elle : Tu me battras un jour ? Lui : Tu es folle ? Je ne suis pas comme ça ! Elle : Je peux te faire confiance ? Lu…

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On a demandé au Dalai Lama. « Qu'est ce qui vous surprend le plus dans l'humanité ? » Il a répondu : « Les hommes ». Parce qu'ils perdent la santé pour accumuler de l'argent Ensuite ils perdent de l'argent pour retrouver la santé. Et à penser anxieusement au futur, ils oublient le présent de telle sorte qu'ils finissent par non vivre ni le présent ni le futur. Ils vivent comme s'ils n'allaient jamais mourir... Et meurent comme s'ils n'avaient jamais vécu. »

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down…

Seadragon ...  Seadragon Seadragon is an incubation project resulting from the acquisition of Seadragon Software in February. Its aim is nothing less than to change the way we use screens, from wall-sized displays to mobile devices, so that visual information can be smoothly browsed regardless of the amount of data involved or the bandwidth of the network. A clever upcoming software technology, which will probably have a many applications. It can for example come up with…

A little boy and girl go trick or treating.  They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute.  Who are you suppose to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"  So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just too darn cute. Who are you this time?…

URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one!  They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) << Like a lot of folks in this country (USA), I have a job.  I work, they pay me.  I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.   In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.   What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who…

Dedicated to my friend Pippina ... 

~ BMW came out with this first advertisement ~ ~ Then Audi retaliated ~ ~ Then Subaru came back with another retaliation ~ ~ And finally the most class of all Bentley ~

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.   Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.    Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while Connor was born.   The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.  Connor began to cry.   The…

www.ipernity.com/doc/brigitte/898168 You may know, but worth reviewing. . . . please read below and watch video. Watch this video and learn what not to use to put out a grease fire. This is a great video. Everyone should watch it and take heed. When I was stationed in Charleston Navy base at the Fire Fighting  Training school we would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit  and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a 10…

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.     Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,  but will give them a clue and let them guess.      The kids were eager to know what  the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.          Well, he said,  'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.      The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an a**hole.'