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Thaumatology

16 Aug 2026 4 3 43
Am I in the right church? All are welcome here, brother. That's good. I need to pray to my patron saint. Which one is that? Oh, St. Debtfree. I don't believe I've heard of that one. Yes, he's the patron saint of deadbeats. Aren't you referring to St. Bernardine of Siena? Well I tried him. He told me I was worthless. Oh, I'm sure he didn't. Yeah, he loaned me 50 bucks. I welched. So now you want to pray to St Debtfree? Yeah, to get Bernardine off my back. That guy doesn't quit. So now. . . Now I need a miracle.

Not Jersey

16 Aug 2026 6 4 57
I'll take it. Wrap it up for me. Wrap what up, sir? You know, the building. I'll take it. But sir, it's a building. And it's not for sale. You're not listening. I want it. I'm taking it. You're not from around here, are you? No, I'm from Jersey. Why? This building is a beloved art deco icon. Yeah? So? So I suggest you walk out quietly. While you can. Oh do you? A few of my friends will be right behind you. Right. I see your point. It should stay here. But I'll come back and visit, ok? Please do. And be careful out there. This is Detroit. Yeah? Yeah, not Jersey.

Conundrum

25 Jun 2019 5 3 841
why're you scratching your head, vern? I can't figure this out. what's that? that it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. the bible says something like that, alright. yeah, except. . . except what? why would a camel want to go through the eye of a needle? it's a metaphor, vern. like jumping the shark. oh. so did the shark try to go through that needle too? I really doubt it, vern. cuz that wouldn't make no sense atall. know what I mean? I do, vern. I totally do.