Nude Beach Camp (1117)

The man on the bike was visiting from Hungary and was hilarious. His story went something like this:

"You know, you think you are free here, but you are not free here. You are not free even here at Burning Man. I went to eat my girl friend's pussy on top of the Babylon tower and they told me I could not do that. We sat on a bench in front of the DMV and I started to eat my girl friend's pussy and they came out and told me to stop that. And then I was in one of the dance clubs eating my girl friend's pussy and they told me I had ten seconds to get out of the place. This is not freedom. Let me tell you, my friend, if you want to know what kind of freedom you are supposed to have, just take a look at this."

At that point he slid a pocket copy of the U.S. Constitution out of his pocket. I howled with delight. I'd met a genuine bike-riding Hungarian libertarian on the playa. I asked him if he had read the 14th amendment, and he said he wasn't sure. I told him to to make sure to read it, as that was the best part.