Crow as penguin

So. I'm sitting by the window and the crow is outside in the rain. He's been collecting peanuts.

And I says to him, b'y, you got any tricks?

Like what, he says.

I says: can you look like, oh, say, a penguin?

I can try, he says, and he shrugs, and I think he looks like he's trying to look like a penguin.