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Isisbridge club

Posted: 26 Jan 2014

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just a quick shot from the hip, for fear of getting arrested
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 Studley
Studley
Oh policeman with your sock so green
To arrest me, it would be so mean,
So pepper spray stay inside your pocket
And I'll pop you into my locket.
10 years ago.
Isisbridge club has replied to Studley
A plonk, not a plod, I think you'll find,
The female species of the kind.
This one has a ladies' sock,
Not your usual policeman's knock.
10 years ago.
Isisbridge club has replied to Studley
A he or a she, it's hard to tell,
If you cannot gauge the foot size too well.
I might be guilty of hateful misgend'ring,
The worst crime of all when it comes to offending.
18 months ago.

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