Armory

May I help you?
Yeah, I'm here to pick up the new battle tank.
Excuse me?
The new tank. The general wants to test it out.
Uh, we don't have any tanks here.
What? Don't tell me someone else picked it up already?
Well, no.This is an art museum. We have. . . art.
Ok, buddy. Stop fooling around. General wants his tank.
Yes, I see, but there's no tanks here, I'm afraid.
Look, what kind of weapons depot is this, anyway?
We may have a few old cars on display. Would the General like one of those?
Do they shoot? General likes stuff that shoots.
Er, no. Maybe he'll like our next exhibit though.
Yeah? What's that?
The Art of War as Obsolete in Solving International Problems.
Sounds kind of pinko to me. Will there be tanks?
I'll see to it personally.
Ok then. I just hope we're not attacked before that.
I totally agree.