All Hat No Cattle

What's all this, Stanley?
Edna! I've got a new hobby!
Oh?
Yeah! I've decided to weld metal sculptures! Like from used auto parts and other kinds of junk!
Well, that's interesting, Stanley.
I invited our crowd over to show it off!
I see. So, where's your welder?
Welder? Oh. I don't actually have one that works. But look at this set-up! A serious sculptor must work here, right?
Absolutely. One with perfectly manicured fingernails.
Gloves. I gotta get gloves.