Culture Warrior

you sent for me, my lord ba'al?
yes. I'm tired of this judeo-christian propaganda. I want a holiday.
what kind of holiday, lord?
I want a holiday for me, dammit! like in the old days!
those were fun times, weren't they, lord?
indeed. blood lust. orgies. uninterrupted sex.
but that was centuries ago, lord. will it work now?
of course! people are more deviant than ever!
true. I mean, just look at the internet.
the what? never mind. get to work on it! like now!
yes, lord.
and while you're at it, I'm low on virgins again.
so soon?
keep 'em coming, slave.
certainly, lord.
and my used car lot?
yes, lord?
the inventory! it's too fucking high! find some buyers, dammit!
of course.
I'll need a new plaid suit for my holiday party too.
plaid? your taste is impeccable, lord, as always.
too bad jehovah didn't think so.
big mistake, not inviting him to your parties.
yeah, but what can you do?