Bulletproof

hello? may I help you?
yes, you have an apartment for rent?
we do! it's a charming unit, in a very substantial and historic building.
good to know. but tell me: is it. . . bulletproof?
bullet. . . er. . . why do you ask, er, sir?
I have certain needs, you see.
of course! I understand completely! well, as a matter of fact, I believe. . . that is. . . yes!
you're sure?
quite sure!
very well. I'll simply run one or two tests.
tests?
take appropriate cover, in, let's say, 10 minutes?
what. . .?
the armament. it tends to ricochet.
yes, of course it would, wouldn't it?
and mind the shrapnel.
shrapnel?
explosive ordnance.
oh my. well! I very much look forward to executing a lease with you!
excellent. but don't ever use that word again.
what. . . ? oh. yes, sir! I mean, no, sir!
good.