Ministry of Propaganda and National Enlightenment

I received this summons.
just have a seat, sir.
did I do something wrong?
did you? well, I see you've been quite busy on twitter. is that so?
I guess. is that a crime?
it depends, sir. you don't have a good opinion of our leader, do you.
so what?
you don't seem very proud of your US citizenship. no, not very proud at all.
that's an insane thing to say.
we'll see about that, sir.
you'll. . . see about it?
oh yes. we will.