When Men Were Men

Lord, remember back when real men carried spears?
Ah, those were the days, archangel.
Man, we had fun then, didn't we?
All that fire and brimstone. Miracles. You name it.
We pretty much ran the show.
Well, except for that one so-called god, Ba'al.
Yeah. Ba'al. What a turd. And that name! Too weird.
He had alot of 'em fooled there, for awhile. Until we ran him off.
Yeah. Now he's selling used cars in Paterson, New Jersey . There's a god for you.
No doubt. Say, pass me a lightning bolt, would you?
This one?
Yeah. I feel a little . . . archaic. If you know what I mean.
Hey, go for it. You are the lord.
An undeniable fact, archangel.