bad seed

how do you suppose things got to be like this?
who knows? god has a plan. except for defectives like you, of course.
me? whaddya mean?
you musta been born a bad seed, is all I can figure.
really? does it show?
well, yeah! not that I mind, but you might want to consider changing your shroud once in a while.
but I do! every other year. whether it needs it or not.
I bet that gets you a lot of dates.
it does! not with real girls, of course.
awesome.