delusional

good morning, herr doktor.
ah, there you are, my boy. I was looking for you. have a seat in this chair.
ok. gee, you're strapping me in? and what's with the head phones?
I have a new study: the effect of country music on suicide. interesting, eh?
I guess. I really don't have much use for country. or western for that matter.
perfect! just relax while I tune to the right station.
this is terrible! how long do I have to listen to it?
well, as long as it takes, I suppose.
well, as long as it takes, I suppose.
takes for what?
for you to beg me to kill you, of course. the scientific method is very rigorous.
oh my god, not roy rogers!
excellent! it's working already. how do you like conway twitty?
no!