blather control

look at 'em out there. completely clueless.
it's true, sire.
as soon as night falls, we break out of this tin can and take over their city.
brilliant, master.
in the meantime, let these yokels stare at the so-called 'art.'
excuse me, your awesome. where is the bathroom?
what? you have to go? there's no bathroom aboard this vessel! you'll just have to hold it!
I'm afraid I cannot. the long trip has taxed my capacity, sire.
dammit, sherman! if I let you out, your tentacles and eye-stalks will be a dead giveaway! our plan for world domination will be shot to hell!
it's my weak constitution, master.
dammit! well, go up on top. maybe these morons will think you're a fountain.
I'll do my best, o wise one.